Barker vs. Thoren

That's not fair

Life isn't fair, get over it.

I'm going to six flags

Cool.
Don't cry.

I might

dumbass friend is bringing a lesbian chick he's trying to "convert"

I tried to do that a few times.

I got to have sex with two them, but they never converted back. Made me think I was bad at sex, just turns out they were hungry for real cock, and not the plastic toy.

heh

heh heh

i have a story like that t..too

Awesome, we are!

we raise kmc's awesomeness by like

100 per cent

If we left, kmc would be like, undersecretary of just okay

aaaawwwwwwwwww shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt

T-bone

We could call ourselves the febreze brothers

because we're so fresh

Dude, that is ****ing awesome.

I stole it from the Other Guys df

Do a desk pop? haermm

holy shit you saw that movie

Yeah, it was funny.

my nigga

Have you seen The King's Speech?