If you had a dollar for every male or female you've had sex with, what would you buy?

MMMMM?????

6 packages of M&M's.

Does my right hand count?

A ****ing canoe that I made my ****ing self.

Just to sail myself down that old lonesome river.

OR

A dollars worth of coins.

I'd only have $9. 😐

I dont think I'd be able to buy a lot for 63 pence.

Ooh, actually.. I'd get three bonfire lollies and three penny sweets. =3

I'll do "this" first....

I'd be able to buy this:

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You'd be able to buy a broken image!?

Originally posted by Ax3l
You'd be able to buy a broken image!?

It works on my computer, just fine. Also, you can just see the title of the image from the website that it is taken from to get an idea of what it is.

You could just copy and paste the link, as well. There's still hope for you.

It worked right after I posted that message.

My laziness factor has jumped to new levels!

Hey Axel, can I borrow a dollar?

HAAAAAAAAAA!

😐

You may not! I need it to buy breath mints out of the vending machine.

Gotta start working for that second dollar.

Amirite, fellas?

I meant ladies.

Originally posted by Ax3l
You may not! I need it to buy breath mints out of the vending machine.

Gotta start working for that second dollar.

Amirite, fellas?

I meant ladies.

You know, it would have been more awesome had you ended it with "I mint ladies." The tie-in. 😐

I'm not into that kind of gross-out humor, sir.

I'd go on a raping spree. Become Billionare.

I wouldn't get much :/ What can I get with five dollars?

5 preggo tests at the 99 cent store you little hoe

Originally posted by Mairuzu
5 preggo tests at the 99 cent store you little hoe

A pack of american spirits.

My sex life reduced to a pack of cigarettes.

Though, you know when you dig a ton of change out of your cup holder...? I think I could probably buy a carton with that.