Who tries the hardest to sound so dark?

Who is the king of brooding?

I mean, the character that always tries to say something cryptic and no matter who writes him/her they always sound like a bad episode of a vampire movie or a line from a rejected pro wrestling interview.

I put Wolverine and Bats at the top of my list.........anyone top those?

Punisher's an honorable mention.

Desaad

Batman.

Wolverine is occasionally witty.

Batman is just...ugh.

Apocalypse, Thanos, Darkseid. You can tell by how the word bubbles look different than all of the other characters?

Chancellor Palpatine...

Luke Cage.

Originally posted by Clarkie Kent
Luke Cage.

lol sweet jesus always made me chuckle

Christmas!