Originally posted by Thoren
I told the joke last Sunday, and she got super pissed. Nobody knew it was about her parents but us, I wasn't even aware she heard it.Things calmed down a bit during the week, but she told her sister what I said and her stupid sister made an even bigger deal out of it. Her parents got all pissed too and we've been fighting since thanksgiving. Then all the shit blew up last night and she threw me out.
What was the joke 😐
Originally posted by Thoren
Some crap about her parents. They're getting divorced, I made a joke about it, she hasn't gotten over it.I do realize we married way too soon, but I'm glad we separated now, then in the future where kids might be involved.
Your wife separated from you because of an inappropriate joke? 🤨
I'm losing my patience when it comes to random old people on the street.
This morning I'm standing at the traffic lights, pushed the walk button & waited for the lights to change. An old lady standing behind me starts complaining to a stranger that I'm standing in the way & she can't press the button. I politely explain that I've already pressed the button. She takes a step back in fear like I've threatened her. Both she & the stranger give me the evil eye.
WTF?
Literally five minutes later, walking down the road, a car pulls over to park. An old lady hops out & asks me if I can help her take her groceries into her house.
Old people don't know what to make of me sometimes.
Did you help the old lady take her groceries in the house?
One day, you will be old...and you will need someone to help.
And I find the immature approach to grumpy old people to be the best. Next time an old person makes a passive aggressive comment that was clearly intended for you to hear, look them right in the face and stick your tongue out. Wiggle your tongue around. Keep doing it for as long as they will look.
An alternative to that is to bark at them...like a dog. Work on your dog barking skills. Work in some growls, randomly, to your barks.
Try both at the same time for herds.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Did you help the old lady take her groceries in the house?One day, you will be old...and you will need someone to help.
And I find the immature approach to grumpy old people to be the best. Next time an old person makes a passive aggressive comment that was clearly intended for you to hear, look them right in the face and stick your tongue out. Wiggle your tongue around. Keep doing it for as long as they will look.
An alternative to that is to bark at them...like a dog. Work on your dog barking skills. Work in some growls, randomly, to your barks.
Try both at the same time for herds.
That's the thing...I used to have alot of patience & respect for old people. Hell, I used to in a nursing home & I got along with the residents better than I did with the staff.
About a year & a half ago I moved to a suburb where a lot of old people live. It's a small suburb that has 4 medical centres & literally every block of shops has at least 3 pharmacies to cater for their medical needs.
This morning I went to the local supermarket & this old bag with a shopping cart decides to stop halfway through the entrance & read her paper.
No one could pass.
I cleared my throat & said, "Excuse, do you mind moving out of the way?"
She takes one look at me & tells me I should go back to my own country.
WTF?
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
This morning I went to the local supermarket & this old bag with a shopping cart decides to stop halfway through the entrance & read her paper.
No one could pass.
I cleared my throat & said, "Excuse, do you mind moving out of the way?"
She takes one look at me & tells me I should go back to my own country.
WTF?
I'm telling you, barking would be a much better solution than engaging in dialogue. If you barked at her, she would not only sh*t her diaper, she would quickly get out of that way. User your ethnic powers for evil.