Happy Bday Syren, haha you're old and fat :-)

:-)

No shes not. Dont say that about my favorite celebrity look alike.

Originally posted by mikeydude
No shes not. Dont say that about my favorite celebrity look alike.

Haha you like big women. :-)

I like goodlooking women if thats what you mean.

Originally posted by mikeydude
I like goodlooking women if thats what you mean.

Well, taste is in the eye of the beholder.... Rubenesque big boned women was all the thing in the Victorian age. I think you'd have like the plump, soft women of the time.

..... assturd is that you?

I remember this one time, she called me hot, and we spent an entire week in bed having hot naked sex.
Then I found out that I knocked her up, I changed my name and have stalked her since.
Happy birthday babe, I'm sorry I wasn't ready to be a father, but the sex was great!

Originally posted by Dave_97
I remember this one time, she called me hot, and we spent an entire week in bed having hot naked sex.
Then I found out that I knocked her up, I changed my name and have stalked her since.
Happy birthday babe, I'm sorry I wasn't ready to be a father, but the sex was great!

Did you roll her in flour first?

Obviously assturd.