Team Willis versus Team Earp

Started by Impediment2 pagesPoll

Who wins?

Team Willis versus Team Earp

John McClane (DH series)
Korben Dallas (The Fifth Element)
LT. A.K. Waters (Tears of the Sun)
Frank Moses (RED)

versus

Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell)
Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer)
Virgil Earp (Sam Elliott)
Johnny Ringo (Michael Biehn)

Team Willis, playing the role of "The Cowboys", is in Tombstone, Arizona at the O.K. Corral. Team Earp moseys over to disarm Team Willis. Hostilities ensue.

Both teams each have one revolver (1800's model) with six rounds in each, along with Doc's double barrel shotgun with 2 rounds and Moses having a 2 round DB shotgun, as well.

The gun fight starts exactly how it was originally shown in the Tombstone film. Shit goes off with a bang.

The neighboring house can be used for cover and such.

Team Earp has home field advantage with all the tricks of the trade with their surroundings and, obviously, are better accustomed to 1800's six shooters than the modern day Willis team. However, Team Willis are better trained in tactics and warfare.

Which team wins with their respective knowledge? Can modern day warriors use their training to outshoot the Old West marksman bad asses?

Hmmmm you know this is my kinda thread...but I must watch two of the team Willis movies, and rewatch the Earpster's movies too.

I seem to remember that Ringo was bad ass though.

This comes down to McClane vs Holliday for me...unless Wyatt has one of his miracle moments. mmm

The sheer awesomeness of McClane and Holliday may ignite the universe.

Korben Dallas is a better marksman than McClane, methinks.

Willis has better trained guys, but the cowboys have the advantage of the setting and familiarity with the weapon.

Team Willis has a NAVY Seal and a CIA assassin who was shooting people while causally walking out of his car while it was in the process of a donut. Team Earp has no chance

Johnny Ringo and Doc Holliday beg to differ.

I think anyone of the Willis team would lose in an up-close draw fight to Holliday.

(yes, I'm just repeating and stating the obvious in this thread)

Team Earp due to Holliday pretty much crushing whoever is in his path.

i think that's a hard fight but the team willis will lose 😠

What about if McClane tapes a beretta to his back and pretends to through down his other gun whilst appearing to surrender..?

'Cause we all know how that turns out when he does that.

Let's not also forget that these Old West style buildings weren't up to modern fire code and McClane always has a zippo.

And he was a big western fan too. He'd be familiar with his opponents. Tactical advantage.

My money is on Korben vs. Doc, since both are bad ass marksmen.

Korben took out multiple Mangalores from around the corner, with deadly accuracy, in two seconds flat.

Doc is just a bad ass "lunger" with insane speed.

Originally posted by Impediment
My money is on Korben vs. Doc, since both are bad ass marksmen.

Korben took out multiple Mangalores from around the corner, with deadly accuracy, in two seconds flat.

Doc is just a bad ass "lunger" with insane speed.

Problem with Doc, his bad-assery will be severely gimped by the smoke after McClane starts 'burning down the house', smoke and tuberculosis don't mix, yo.

Instead of *bang* *bang* *bang*, he'll be *cough* *cough* *cough*. Not good.

Is McClane fast enough to commit arson, though?

Originally posted by Impediment
Is McClane fast enough to commit arson, though?

Yes.

You may be onto something.

Originally posted by Impediment
You may be onto something.

Team Earp win because they are quick enought to send team Willis to hell.

Machine guns are faster than the Earps.

And McClane lived in spite of many of them.