The Ultimate Battle

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The Ultimate Battle

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They fight on neutral ground, in Mr. Rogers' land of make-believe. No weapons. Just their mits.

Who wins?

Cookie Monster VS. The Teletubbies

Cookie Monster noms noms noms them alive.

Dude, you're f*#king CRAZY!! Cookie Monster is totally outnumbered.. he would totally be prancing around with them in no time.. wtf 😠

(and yes, I am trolling with this thread, cuz I think all this VS sh*t is dumb as sh*t, but go along with it.. haha) 😆

Teletubbies win.

Teleportation. Matter manipulation. And god knows what else.

Yeah, the Teletubbies are a far more advanced race. I bet the green one there can use that thing on his head as a weapon, as well as... other things...

Cookie Monster is a supernatural immortal.

Since its a 4v1 battle, its only fair that the scenario beings with the Teletubbies having stolen and eaten ALL the yummy cookies in the whole world, consequently the Cookie Monster starts blood-lusted.

Believe me when I say gentlemen, there will be rainbow blood.

i hate the teletubbies..

for that reason alone cookie monster eats them lol

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i hate the teletubbies..

for that reason alone cookie monster eats them lol

I'm agree Teletubbies goes to hell 😛

Originally posted by Placidity
Cookie Monster is a supernatural immortal.

Since its a 4v1 battle, its only fair that the scenario beings with the Teletubbies having stolen and eaten ALL the yummy cookies in the whole world, consequently the Cookie Monster starts blood-lusted.

Believe me when I say gentlemen, there will be rainbow blood.

And the sky will split open and all the wrath of his ancestors will descent upon the planet to slowly disembowel and maim each and every one of them. The carnage shall be unending.