Denton Van Zan vs Mai Linh (DH4)

Steel cage fistfight to unconsciousness.

Zan's feats:

YouTube video

Linh's feats:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12382/live-free-or-die-hard-kung-fu

Van Zan had a mounted position and laid into Quinn's face will all his strength and weight several times; yet barely managed to damage him.

Dude's all show and little performance, Kung Fu Girl would kick his ass.

"oh the huuuuuuumanity!!!!!!" will be screamed by onlookers in this one as Mai Ling Kung-Fus his ass back to 'Dazed and Confused'...

why do this

To have a debate, why else?

Zan stomps. He doesn't have to resort to pulling hair either.

Van Zan couldn't stomp a Lilliputian.
If he did his boot would bounce off of his intended victim, leaving no damage at all, if reign of fire is anything to go by.
The Lilliputian probably wouldn't be able to own Van Zan though.
So he is about equal to a Lilliputian.

Ninja chick feasts on his innards.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan stomps. He doesn't have to resort to pulling hair either.

Can I get your weed dealer's number? Cause it looks like he is selling some potent shit! I got to smoke some of that

Originally posted by Lestov16
Can I get your weed dealer's number? Cause it looks like he is selling some potent shit! I got to smoke some of that

Then some drugs may help you, in that case...

Nah Van Zan is a girlyboy who tries to man up by growling like batman, and telegraphing his really slow and predictable shots and can't damage anyone.

He gets killed again here.