South Park: The Stick of Truth

Started by Impediment5 pages

My favorite part was Canada.

Holy shit, I started guffawing when I saw the graphics!

Did you see those Dire Wolves? You do know what a Dire Wolf is don't you? It's like a wolf, but Dire.

Also I loved Canada too...then I got Dire AIDS. But it's cool, I got it fixed so I only had Magic Johnson AIDS.

How do you cure Dire AIDS? I never did and when I beat the game, I inadvertently earned a trophy for beating the game with AIDS.

You go to the Poke'Mon/Health Center in the first town in Canada. Ottawa? Whichever one the Prince and Princess are in. It costs 5 Canada dollars to get healed and your AIDS goes along with it.

Do you get an Achievement for sitting there and listening to Jimmy every time he stutters through something?

No, but you get a trophy for watching your parents have sex for more than 90 seconds.

You do? Dammit. I just fought and killed the Gnome Warlock. Wait, at any time? Since there's like 2-3 different times you see them.

When you're standing on the dresser and can see them in the background as they have sex and switch positions. You have to look in their direction.

Ah. That scene was hilarious.

Mom: **** me *****!
Dad: Oh yeah, call me a *****!
Mom: ...I just did!
Dad: You wanna see me in the panties?

Greatest level in the game was

Spoiler:
Mr. Slaves ass.

I actually was taken aback with shock at what was in there.

I just made it past that level.

I just finished beating up the Mongolian kids in that tower

originally i did it when i first started the game but i got my ass handed to me by them.

I started another campaign, this time as a Jew.

First time I played, my loyalty was to the Humans. This time I'm siding with the Elves.

Jew abilities are way better than Fighter abilities.

Still trying to friend everyone in South Park. Last time I played, I missed out friending Big Gay Al when I was....uh...somewhere very uncomfortable.

I didn't even know you could friend all of the Satanic Woodland Critters until I saw it on YouTube. You have to navigate the woods on the East side of town in a specific way.

Found out for those people who pre-orderd the game and used the DLC that comes with it, It ****s up the game....good thing i haven't used my one.

Great game. Its certainly funny and even compelling, considering the source material. I'm having a blast. I just wish there were a bit more depth to the combat. Using the same two moves through most of the game almost gets old. Having a great time and would highly recommend it. I suppose it's worth playing just so you can say you got crushed by a nut sack.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Found out for those people who pre-orderd the game and used the DLC that comes with it, It ****s up the game....good thing i haven't used my one.

What DLC? I got the fellowship pack with my copy, redeemed it, and used it. I had no problem with mine.

On another note the fellowship pack is alright but its only useful while your character is lvl 2-3.

Goddammit.

I just learned that you get a trophy for beating the chief ginger hall monitor boss while playing as a Jew and wearing freckles.

I wasn't wearing freckles.

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
What DLC? I got the fellowship pack with my copy, redeemed it, and used it. I had no problem with mine.

Yeah its that pack

i read a bit more on it, It seems the people who have been having problems with it...they redeemed the DLC code before the game does it's install (PS3 version does a initial install)

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Great game. Its certainly funny and even compelling, considering the source material. I'm having a blast. I just wish there were a bit more depth to the combat. Using the same two moves through most of the game almost gets old. Having a great time and would highly recommend it. I suppose it's worth playing just so you can say you got crushed by a nut sack.

You have to use alot more of the moves later on with the battle's, Because you get the occasinial battle that hard.

It's not saying much, but Al Gore's fights were the hardest, IMO.

I'm talking about the Unfriend mission and ManBearPig.

This was the best game ever. I don't remember the last time I've ever laughed so hard or had so much fun playing a game.

Originally posted by Impediment
It's not saying much, but AL Gore's fights were the hardest, IMO.

I'm talking about the Unfriend mission and ManBearPig.

I had to level up a pretty good bit before I even tried fighting the "Sort of Former Vice Preesident"