Black Tooth Grin

No really why haermm

Because you're a big fat dark irk.

New page

no shit sherlock

crackers

I keep hitting these dumb ads at the bottom

Just wait for the page to load.

I get too excited

Gay.

I can't afford the new Macbook Retina.

I'll skip til they perfect it next year.

bg

Rare miss for you.

I don't miss a thing

Aerosmith song

Grandpa music

More like great grandpa music

Generic dadrock

I am not amused

I'm eating cookies jwoot

This cow here at work asked if I wanted some of her skinny cow cookies.

I was all crackers

She left, and now I want to slam someone through a wall.