GORT vs. TwiHP

Since I'm bored, and want to get on the bandwagon...

G.O.R.T. from the 2008 version of The Day the Earth Stood Still

Vs.

TwiVamps (Specifically, Cullens and Volturi or whatever the heck they call themselves)
Death Eaters (Specifically, Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Beatrix, Antonin Dolohov & The Carrows)

No Prep or BFR allowed. None of the factions know anything about the other two factions.

Round 1) G.O.R.T cannot separate into his nano-bug form.

Round 2) G.O.R.T can separate. 5 TwiWolves & The Order of the Phoenix (Dumbledore, Kinglsey, McGonagall, Snape, & Moody) join the TwiVamps & Death Eaters.

RJ says: "Patronus, Stupify, Cornholum!"

I see nothing the TwiHP team can do to prevent them from becoming GORT chow

Absolutely Gort righteously destroys some of the worst elements of hollywood in the 2000s here.

Acupuncture! Cornholius! Sodomy! Parvovirus!

GORT would still solo.

Gort was quoted earlier as saying:

YouTube video

C'mon, was expecting something from the Twibags and Potterbags.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
C'mon, was expecting something from the Twibags and Potterbags.

There's a different breed on fanboy lurking in the MVF now and TL and HP aren't on the menu.

Orly? So they are finally gone? 😄

Who replaced them?

Oh, and GORT pwns with his video receptors closed.

A certain dragon-hunter....

Well I'd argue a certain bald-headed cop.

Originally posted by Placidity
Well I'd argue a certain bald-headed cop.

I'd argue both