Kratos vs. Link: Collecting Bear Pelts

This quest match between Kratos and Link is inspired from the miscellaneous quest in Elder Scolls V Skyrim.

Temba Wide-Arm is in need of 10 bear pelts because bears keep pissing her off. So she hires two strangers, Kratos (GoW 1) and Link (OoT). She simply asks them to go find some bears to kill and take their pelts but the Spartan and Elf see this as child's play and decide to hunt bears more powerful than the average ones and see who can get the pelts the fastest.

Both of these guys get a weapon of choice in each encounter with these beasts except for anything like the Blade of Olympus though.

1. Kuma (Tekken 6)
2. Aoashira (Monster Hunter)
3. Misha (World of Warcraft)
4. Volibear (League of Legends)
5. Tibbers (League of Legends)
6. Banjo (Banjo Kazooie)
7. Spinda (Pokemon)
8. A grumpy Snorlax that had it's dream interrupted (Pokemon)
9. Beartic (Pokemon)
10. Ursaring (Pokemon)

Who will win this challenge and receive Temba's affections?

The Pokemon ones probably have some universe busting feats from the Pokedex.

So they lose.

Probably.

Volibear, Kuma, Aoshira, and Misha are unknown to me. mmm

A single weapon, eh? mmm Empty bottle. 😎

Also, none of those pokemon have many feats. Ursaring can snap trees, Beartic can freeze its' breath, Spinda does a stupidity dance that confuses people, and Snorlax is so lazy children play on it while it sleeps.

I'm sorry, what?

Link probably stops at Volibear.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Volibear, Kuma, Aoshira, and Misha are unknown to me. mmm

A single weapon, eh? mmm Empty bottle. 😎

Also, none of those pokemon have many feats. Ursaring can snap trees, Beartic can freeze its' breath, Spinda does a stupidity dance that confuses people, and Snorlax is so lazy children play on it while it sleeps.

Volibear is basically Iorek Byrnison from His Dark Materials trilogy, only he also has regeneration and lightning powers.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Volibear, Kuma, Aoshira, and Misha are unknown to me. mmm

A single weapon, eh? mmm Empty bottle. 😎

Also, none of those pokemon have many feats. Ursaring can snap trees, Beartic can freeze its' breath, Spinda does a stupidity dance that confuses people, and Snorlax is so lazy children play on it while it sleeps.

Are you sure?

I mean, is there really no feat of something like Snorlax rolling over a continent and flattening it into the ocean in its sleep or something?

Originally posted by EvilAngel
I'm sorry, what?

Link probably stops at Volibear.

Volibear is basically Iorek Byrnison from His Dark Materials trilogy, only he also has regeneration and lightning powers.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Are you sure?

I mean, is there really no feat of something like Snorlax rolling over a continent and flattening it into the ocean in its sleep or something?

K, having discussed Volibear in IMs, I personalyl think Link manhandles him, EA disagrees, but eh.

Also, I realized something, NemeSis. Link can have the ocarina of time and collect all of the bear pelts and then go back to the time when he started and still have them a-la Majora's Mask and hand them over for the instant win before Kratos has done anything. mmm

So, my vote is Link uses the Ocarina and fights the bears with his bare hands because bear wrestling is manly. uhuh

So Link needs to cheat and use time travel to win huh?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
So Link needs to cheat and use time travel to win huh?

Kratos beats him up, steals his pelts, and then wins after Links travels through time.

/thread

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This quest match between Kratos and Link is inspired from the miscellaneous quest in Elder Scolls V Skyrim.

Temba Wide-Arm is in need of 10 bear pelts because bears keep pissing her off. So she hires two strangers, Kratos (GoW 1) and Link (OoT). She simply asks them to go find some bears to kill and take their pelts but the Spartan and Elf see this as child's play and decide to hunt bears more powerful than the average ones and see who can get the pelts the fastest.

Both of these guys get a weapon of choice in each encounter with these beasts except for anything like the Blade of Olympus though.

1. Kuma (Tekken 6)
2. Aoashira (Monster Hunter)
3. Misha (World of Warcraft)
4. Volibear (League of Legends)
5. Tibbers (League of Legends)
6. Banjo (Banjo Kazooie)
7. Spinda (Pokemon)
8. A grumpy Snorlax that had it's dream interrupted (Pokemon)
9. Beartic (Pokemon)
10. Ursaring (Pokemon)

Who will win this challenge and receive Temba's affections?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I realized something, NemeSis.

Just keep it up ya Molson-obsessed drunk.

Link can have the ocarina of time and collect all of the bear pelts and then go back to the time when he started and still have them a-la Majora's Mask and hand them over for the instant win before Kratos has done anything. mmm

No time traveling.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Just keep it up ya Molson-obsessed drunk.

No time traveling.

this thread could have been made better by it collecting Hearts, and thereby not limited to bears... just my two cents.... face off versus's are so cool

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
If it eats you you're ****ed, apparently. But I think it's vegetarian.

So it eats Link then. Coz he's green n stuff. dur313

Ursaring rapes the shit out of both of them, because nobody survives bothering an Ursaring during mating season.