If You Could Kick Anyone?

Who would you kick?

Where would you kick him/her (on a body part)

What kind of kicking style? Roundhouse/Push kick(this is sparta!)/Flying kick/Soccer style Kick/Side kick/Crane Kick(karatekid during 80's)/ball kick

If I could kick anyone, I would kick your mom. She ate all the food. Again. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
If I could kick anyone, I would kick your mom. She ate all the food. Again. 😐

kick my mama where? + how would you throw ur kick?

Originally posted by StarCraft2
kick my mama where? + how would you throw ur kick?

It would most likely be a roundhouse kick right to her bearded chin. Most likely, mind you. hmm

I forgot spinning back kick on the choices above.

I would do spinning back kick to the rib on a target/threat/opponent for stylish points or wow effect.

Lunging side-thrust (Bruce Lee's signature kick). To whom? Again, sooo many choices...

1) Lovie Smith....round house to the head
2) Mike Martz..... crane style with pointed toe just behind the chin
3) Newt Gingrich.....flying drop kick to the back of the head
4) My soon 2 b ex...50% power shin kick
5) Current writers of Thor....round house to the solar plex followed by
a reverse spin to the temple

I'd kick opie in the head.

Originally posted by dadudemon
If I could kick anyone, I would kick your mom for giving birth to you. Super kick to the face. 😐

I would kick some people in there stomachs if I could. Most are the same people I had listed in the punch thread.

Originally posted by Barker
I'd kick opie in the head.

easily blocked or easily dodged. get good, then try again.

Originally posted by Thoren
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Nah uhh, dadudemon had it that way, I caught it before the edit. haermm

Originally posted by StarCraft2
I forgot spinning back kick on the choices above.

I would do spinning back kick to the rib on a target/threat/opponent for stylish points or wow effect.

That chick is in the new Chelsea Handler sitcom

Women are not funny.

haermm sexist.

I for the life of me cannot remember a girl who was trying to be funny made me laugh.

Originally posted by Barker
I for the life of me cannot remember a girl who was trying to be funny made me laugh.

THAT ONE MADE ME LAUGH.