B.Woofer 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Utah

You people need jail

i'm innocent

i'm driving on a suspended license doe, don't tell anyone

I've already given a description to the police in Utah

hue hue hue

You will be harassed

because I'm brown

and a filthy heathen

dude stop doe

Do you talk to trees?

I can hold a conversation with a girl

Inane ramblings is not a conversation

my favorite pick up line is "h-hey"

haermm

works sometimes

Dude you keep me young.

i like to be as awkward as possible

Play your game, I'll play mine.

i'm batting .000

You're not even playing the same game.

i'm playing a variation of it