Originally posted by Mist_haermm
a slow day at the local barkdonalds. 2 aussie guys standing behind the counter, passing time between customers.
"mate, bet you $10 you cant pick up the next sheila that walks in the door'' michael (the more handsome one) says to damiano (working at barkdonalds as part of their 'special education' promise to hire blokes that arent all there in the head if you know what i mean).
''mate, i bet you a vegemite sandwich and a meat pie you're as wrong as azaria chamberlain's mum telling everyone a dingo ate her baby' says damiano, who for some reason has grown a moustache that makes him look like a 1970s porn star.
"haermm mate, you're on' says michael.
right at that moment, the front door opened, and in walked this sheila, eyes as green as the grass on the field at the afl final, hair as brown as an abo and a smile that could light up the room faster than a bushfire could light up the outback of nsw. her nametag said 'irene', and with a accent that can only be described as canadian, she said 'hi im irene and im canadian'.
damiano rushed to the counter faster than a bogan at the centrelink line, smoothed back his hair (which was weird cause his head was shaved), put his best 'im not a pedo honestly this is how i always look' smile on, opened his mouth to say 'gday love welcome to barkdonalds' but just as the moment was about to come for damiano to seize the moment like a seagull seizes ya chips at the beach on a hot sunday arvo, a lound BANG came from behind.
'HEY GUYS, GUESS WHAT, JUST FINISHED THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE PREVIEW OF THE INTRODUCTION TO THE PROLOGUE OF THE SLEEVE INSERT OF MY NEW HARRY POTTER FANFICTION I'VE BEEN WRITING FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS HAERMM' comes barker, assistant manager of barkdonald's who was really only there cause the higher up managers thought 'well if tony abbott can make prime minister i reckon barker can be assistant manager of barkdonalds'
the irene bird (who we could all see was giving michael a bit of the wink wink nudge nudge) gave one look at barker and burst out into the biggest .cryl damiano had ever seen, then left and probably went back to canada or something i guess.13
Probably the best thing my name's ever been attached to cryohhappy
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Now we won't see mist until 2020.
mistmhm
I still browse the video game forum from time to time in case someone posts new stuff on games I like, but OTF is like kramer's bed on a saturday night after trying to pick up drunk women...
...empty haermm
Originally posted by Barker
when the planets align
Or when SotAM gets an update haermm
No but seriously. ermmnone
haermm
I pretend to laugh but I'll kill you in your sleep ermmnone
Originally posted by silver_tears
Probably the best thing my name's ever been attached to cryohhappy
I'm trying to come up with a joke thats funny but also not too offensive
Spoiler:haermm
nah jk I'm Australian, nothing is offensive, it's totally about my penis