B.Woofer 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Utah

You probably pulled your rape face again.

Originally posted by Barker
did I tell you about the time I lived in cedar and ruined it for my friend

it was the best

yeah he was getting his thing on with her and I opened my door and pointed my speakers towards his door and played loud as shit porn

she got creeped out and left

😆 That's the most hilarious victory ever.

You totally cock blocked him.

Nice.

Why didn't they go to her place?

She probably some poor tosser.

She a student, so yeah.

I'd rather **** at the chick's place, I don't like it when I have to tell them to get the **** out.

i don't recall but I was on Skype with Kramer and he can confirm my story

When I bring her back to mine I get morning sex.

Don't get that when I go to theirs.

I **** them once, and that is that.

Lol, I **** em til I can't **** no more.

Talking is so awkward.

I don't talk to them, what do you have to say after grunting and sweating for two hours?

Lol, I hate it when my sweat drips on her. She must get so grossed out by it.

I've only ever had sex with one chick that didn't sweat at all.

Weird.

I should call her again.

Nothing worse than a wet fish.

I seriously need to find my old contact book.

me 2

Use facebook. Oh wait, you're old.