let's start a new country called barktopia
constitution is as follows:
1. free girlfriend for every man woman and child
2. no brits
3. no adults, everyone has accountability from birth
4. murder is legal if you file a complaint with the czar (me). if i approve it an open hunt begins and you're allowed to hunt that person and they can defend themselves to the death. there is a $13 fee and that fee will be used to plant national forests around barktopia
5. please respond