B.Woofer 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Utah

I have to meet her first

Then I have to explain to her in 20 seconds why she should go to dinner with a guy 15 years younger than her

Can I really do that?

Sure, anything can happen.

Just don't get the yips.

Whats... what's yips, precious?

You currently have them now.

haermm

Stop teasing.

ITS WHEN YOU CANT HIT ON A CHICK.

She's somewhere around Philly, not even Ryan Goshling could hit on her from that kind of distance.

Well he's goin out with Eva Mendes, so why would he?

To upgrade?

Mmmm, no.

There is no upgrade higher than the Samsung Eleanor F II

Keep telling yourself that.

I will..? ermmnone

creepermm

What if I never meet her?

Over compensate by rubbing one out to 2d girl more often then you should.

131wank

I've actually never done that haermm

It would feel weird.. srug

Nah, it feels right.