B.Woofer 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Utah

I was 13 13

31

And a half 13

And a third?

crackers

No.

It's like you don't even know me.

I know you like the back of your hand.

Then you have become the new Roland.

Nope.

I'm above Caucasian dwarfs.

Then you have become the anti-Roland

mwahaha

Roland's at home listening to 'Pump Up the Jams' right now.

NOT GIVIN' A SHIT, AWWWW YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH(Exclamation Point)

ROLAND'S FAVORITE SONG IS "**** YOU MICHAEL"

That is an act two men should not share.

Say it to my face.

Gay.

That's Dean Ambrose.

It's like they don't even try to stay in shape anymore.

Oh boy here we go

Don't cry when I make fun of them.

IT'S CALLED PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AND IT'S A VERY EXCITING SPORT