B.Woofer 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Utah

Started by Thoren175 pages

I'll shit a golden egg if you accomplish that.

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I guess you didn't.

Did I tell you I got some hand action

You held her hand?

I have a hand fetish now

Handjobs?

No, just holding

You've been rated (G)...ay.

I had a dream we were sitting on a beach holding hands.

That's all that happened.

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Actually i feel like getting more detailed so here we go

it was obviously some sort of small beach party

you know, barbeque, music, that kind of thing

we were there

and i sat down with my food, you know, on the sand, grabbed my beer or whatever

and a second later she came over with her plate and sat so close on my left we were touching

and we grabbed hands automatically

just kind of chilled and shot the shit with various people

then i woke up and did something bad

You beat off?

shifty.

Awww you dog you.

But it was the best dream ever.

The best dream I ever had was me ****ing Megan Fox.

That sounds like a boring generic dream

Well we can't all have those erotic passion filled hand holding snoozers you have.

I must be really pathetic because I've been at it all week