B.Woofer 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Utah

Hows that iMac treating you?

Haven't got it yet ermmad

Maybe this week 😐

Didn't you say you got it two weeks ago?

srug

They've delayed it once or twice

Why didn't you go to a store?

Company's buying it and having it shipped

let me just walk into my boss' office, demand the company card, and drive to the nearest apple store in vegas for a soon to be outdated mac

Its what I would have done. Come on man, grow some balls.

I have testicles

they just need testing

I don't think they've ever worked properly

Oh they work, in lab tests have confirmed that

just need to take them into the field

this is really pathetic

In lab testing haermm ?

Don't act like you've never tested yourself

I've never played with my balls.

[Citation needed]

I've batted around, but never ruffled the play pen.

You've never taken a test drive in your own car if you nawimean

I don't.

***

I'm just that damn good

That reminds me, I need to shave.