B.Woofer 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Utah

Also HAERMM at name change

When Utah lies in ashes, then you have my permission to die.

I like the way you changed that quote, very original

Nothing is original anymore, everything has been thought of.

Now die.

Godayum, Thoren. Another username change, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE.

I bet you Raz is sittin' there going: "This.... This is why I came back....?"

As he opens another jar of mayo to rub on his chest.

huge, huge haermms all around

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i got a desk calendar at work

it's a chargers one

I get to go home this Friday.

dang i'm sorry

no one should have to go home to texas

I got fired for sleeping with a coworker

i'll never have that problem

Don't tell me the perfectly obvious.

I wasn't fired. I just got sent home because apparently its my fault I'm a whore.

Stop being dramatic then

I took theater in highschool, I can't

You went to high school while i was still a twinkle in my dad's eye

He should have just flushed that twinkle.

Yeah I agree

I'm so happy you're pro life

Why wouldn't I be