Zohan vs Edward Cullen
Zohan, having superhuman like abilities: The Flying Kick, "Feet Uppercut, "Roundhouse, Super Sonic Speed attacks, Superhuman abilities such as no-hand push-ups and feeling no pain, The Pretzel attack vs Edward Cullen's uncanny Vampie abilities of speed, strength, mind reading.
Zohan can kick people in the face with both feat. He is a bullet timer.
Edward may be a bullet timer but it is unnecessary since he is bullet proof. Zohan has his Hebrew voice blaster thingie.
I say this is a good match up. Since Zohan has "impossible" feats like kicking someone in the face with both feat while not falling and cooking food and throwing it without looking...Zohan wins.
Seriously, Edward is far stronger and faster than Zohan.
Zohan has more pewbz, though.