Originally posted by Lord Lucien
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What a loud mouth who makes a few good points but is pretty much wrong about everything.
If he actually knew what the Police did, he'd change his tune. Maybe he should spend a few months at a police station reviewing various cases and the happenings of just a section of a medium size city?
Originally posted by inimalist
So, my personal experiences with the police are interesting...at 17-18 I was busted with a pipe, and had the police lecture me about how i was bothering other people when they pulled up in their drive way and busted us in front of a civilian's living room. The other one is where I was busted with 20+ grams and a scale, though I ended up laughing at one of the officers because he tried to laugh at the fact I was also a neuroscience researcher.
These stories of yours are interesting. I want to know more!
Do you have more stories? The one about the weed bust sounds cool.
The best I can deliver is the following:
I was driving on a Toll Highway at around 70 MPH. A highway patrolman was merging onto the highway. I was about to pass him and he turns his lights on. I start to slow down as to not pass him because I thought he was responding to an emergency call. He sticks his arm out of the window and points in the direction to pull over to the right in front of him.
So I sped up to pass him so I could pull over to the right (it was a two-lane highway and we in the US merge from the right into the left...so I was passing his left).
Well, that was my mistake. Since he was driving around 60-65 and I around 70 before he turned his lights on, I had to speed up to pass him. He "clocked" me, at that point, and I registered as going 78 (It was probably closer to 74 since he didn't use his radar but "pace" measured my speed). It really pissed me off that he did something like that and I fell for it like a chump.
The speed limit was 70 and it is a "no tolerance" zone. Meaning, you can get a $110 citation for driving 1 MPH over or under the speed limits.
When he approached, I kept my eyes forward and my hands on the wheel. I was very calm. Why would I do those things? To keep the officer from being nervous about where your hands are: they notice these things and greatly appreciate it. Also, being relaxed but not TOO relaxed makes the officers at ease. They want respect so call them "sir" or "ma'am" and "no sir", etc.
When he asked me, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I feigned as though it was painful to admit, "Man...is my tail light out???" 🙂 Nope. It sure wasn't. 🙂
He asked for my license and insurance. Then he walked back to my car.
After running my record and seeing that the only citation I have ever had was from not wearing a seatbelt as a 17 year old PASSENGER, he came back with a warning that would NOT show up on my record and explained it was my speed that he clocked (he didn't clock me, he paced me as he marked on the warning ticket).
He could have written me a ticket. I would like to think he did not write the citation because of a combination:
1. How douchy it was to pull me over after directing me to pass him and then lying that he clocked me when he could not have clocked me while trying to merge.
2. That I didn't act like an entitled and irritated jackass.