After Earth

Started by The Big O5 pages

it was almost 3 hrs long, iirc and i think it was about Paul Giamatti getting mixed up in a real life fairy tale or something along those lines.....

Originally posted by rudester
I liked the devil for it being wat it was. Making a movie in an elevator lol wat was the budget really?

There was also stuff happening outside of the elavator everyone trying to work out what the hell is going on and the cops investigating the murders earlier.

Originally posted by rudester
The six sense was all about that moment where he discovered he was dead, angle heart was that moment where he discovered that he was the killer who just coulnt remember.

You're really stretching for comparisons here.

It's like saying Avatar & The Town are the same because both deal with greed & stealing.

Originally posted by Kazenji
M Night Shyamalam next movie

its to be a science fiction film starring Will Smith and his son, Jaden Smith

This sealed the deal: I will not see this movie. I don't care how many movies Will has bribed directors to let his kid be in... He is just terrible. Absolutely terrible. He cheapens the films that he 'stars' in.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs.

Meh. Didn't like Signs but Unbreakable is one of the greatest movies ever made.

Lady in the Water, The Happening, and The Last Airbender were all terrible though.

each to their own i suppose.

YouTube video

what kind of dumbass accent is Will supposed to be using?

Meh, looks pretty bland and Jaden Smith isn't good at acting. He was obnoxiously annoying in The Day The Earth Stood Still and he sucked in The Karate Kid.

I have no sound, so I can't tell you. Possible it's some made up future accent though?

the accent sounds like they mixed a Southern one with a British one.

It's funny how audiences bag M. Night & yet all the big Hollywood names are attracted to his movies....

Willis. Jackson. Joaquin.Weaver. Brody. Gleeson. Hurt. Walberg. Smith.

to be fair, everything he did up to "Signs" was quality work, so most of the people you listed don't count.

Also, Sam Jackson will do anything.

Midnight Shamalon.

Originally posted by marwash22
to be fair, everything he did up to "Signs" was quality work, so most of the people you listed don't count.

Also, Sam Jackson will do anything.

You're stating an opinion. I'm stating fact.

I also left out Gibson's name, as well as Robin Wright.

Lets see if we can guess the twist before the movie is released.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Lets see if we can guess the twist before the movie is released.
the whole thing is just an elaborate Willow Smith music video.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
You're stating an opinion. I'm stating fact.

I also left out Gibson's name, as well as Robin Wright.

your point was that:

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
audiences bag M. Night & yet all the big Hollywood names are attracted to his movies....

that's a weird thing to say seeing as some of the people you listed were attracted to his movies before he started making shitty films.

Originally posted by marwash22
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that's a weird thing to say seeing as some of the people you listed were attracted to his movies before he started making shitty films. [/B]

I think we're confusing each other here...

When I say, "attracted" I mean, "wanting to star" in his movies.
So no matter the audience reaction, big name Hollywood actors are always keen to be associated with M Night's projects.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Lets see if we can guess the twist before the movie is released.

The Big Twist is Will & Jaden Smith are actually white folk.

Severely sunburnt. 😮‍💨

The twist is that Will and Jaden have actually landed on earth in the past and somehow introduce a process that allows evolution to start anew and, viola, here we are today.

That, or they land on a future earth that has been destroyed in a war between hipsters and rockabillies for control of the title of whackest subset.