Hey Scythe two.....

who?

Who? I call shenanigoats on that.

Also: Someone at work said 'Okay'

Scythe is the GOAT

Barker the BEAR

Beaver Enticed Actually Repugnant

John Cena shittin on niggas

I don't think white people can legally do that anymore.

Just rushed through 70 minutes of Raw in 20 minutes to catch up to the live broadcast salute

The dude from White Collar is gay.

No he's not

Yeah he is.

No he's not.

Yes he IS.

No, he's ****ing not.

Yes he ****ing is, *****.

He plays a straight actor.

Today's customers sucked ass. I love when they walk in feelin' like Judge Dredd all: I am the LAW!

F*ck that, I don't even know what a snickerdoodle is.

Isn't it a cookie?

IS IT?!

Yes I believe so. 🤓