Flying To The Friend Zone

So, now that Valentine's Day is coming up, there's a lot of talk about relationships and love.
Now time for some realism.
One of the most dangerous locations on Earth has been determined to be the Friend Zone. What is the Friend Zone?

"This is the worst position someone can be in, if they have feelings for someone. When a person develops romantic feelings for someone, but the other person only sees the relationship as just being friends. Because the two are around each other a lot, the one in love will harbor his/her feelings for the others. Only to become completely comsumed by this person. This leads to the one in love to complain to all his/her friends about the situation, and to become "pussy whipped" by they other." - Urban Dictionary

So dear KMCies, I ask for this: What are some stories you have had about the Friend Zone, whether you were put in one or opposite?

I was in the friend zone once, but I only wanted to **** that chick, not have a meaningful relationship. ermmnone

I got that ass in the end. link-rape

Internet high-five?

Ohh can it u nit. No one wants to be all depressed.

Originally posted by rudester
Ohh can it u nit. No one wants to be all depressed.

Umad?

No sally baby I'm not mad. Lol

Friend zoned a stalker and got various gifts out of her.

She tried to get me arrested and claimed to be carrying my child.

Don't ever friend zone people. haermm

Words from a pimp. creepermm

Is Ryan Goslling your person god or something?

Not in the least.

Why?

srug

13

She bought my SoulSilver so it was worth it. haermm

Is that a yu-gi-oh card?

haermm

Derailed another perfectly good thread.

You contributed.

Not really, we were sort of on topic.

At first. creepermm

Stop it, you'll get us another ban warning. ermmnone