story time
at the movie theater they had these stupid games every 15 minutes from 10 pm to midnight when the movie started
they split the theater and picked a person from each side to participate in their inane "hunger games" which were basically minute to win it ripoffs at the front of the theater
the prize was like free popcorn or something
anyway they picked some neckbeard from a few rows over
fatass makes his way down right
and this loudass in back goes all
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
stands up and the whole theater is all "haermm" and the guy in charge of the stupid games laughs a little, clears his throat and say "no"
the neckbeard lost.