Late Nite With Michael O'barker

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I might drink soda tonight for the draft haermm oh god why can't i stop haermming

I drank a cherry cola for lunch. I feel fat

That's because

I ate some Carl's Jr for dinner, I'm going to die of clogged arteries.

Probably

I survived

There's always tomorrow

I don't eat junk food everyday.

Yes you do.

Please respond.

I'm not you. I eat healthy.

***, stop being a ****

EAT HEALTHY YOU THUNDERCUNT

I gave up on that until I move

haermm you suck

df

Stop killing yourself.

I have infinite lives

Gay.