Late Nite With Michael O'barker

As per usual

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Might go running after work but before Sony E3/Raw, but I'll probably just play Bioshock and order pizza 😐

Sounds like a sad Monday

It was ****ing awful

Impact wrestling is coming here to Houston next month.

**** Impact, just Hogan being a ****** inring for 2 hours

You're gettin all excited, calm down

**** Hogan

They showed some pics of the MTV movie awards, and Hogans daughter looks like a tranny.

She's involved with the wrestling industry, of course she does.

oh dis

Reckon

Can you speak with an English accent?

I can't think of any scenario in which I'd want to do that.

Well you're brown, and if you talk with an English accent near some chick, she'll be like, OMG ARE YOU FROM LIKE ENGLAND OR SOMETHING!?!?!?!?!?!

It'll be legendary.

Or she'll think I'm a skinny tryhard ya-ta-hey

Just do as I say cockwad ermmad

Since that's worked so well for me in all my past classes

That's because you don't follow my example dumbass

I followed it to a "T"

heh heh