Late Nite With Michael O'barker

Please explain.

The low end of the spectrum lte uses is only for use with simcards.

Hence 4g lte uses sims. Your voice, data and text use the low end frequency until you're not in range and then it'll switch radios to the cdma 3g

explain better

Get smart

I'm thinking of growing my hair out and adopting this hair style.

Get whiter

I like.

i hate

Thick, dark hair really pushes all my buttons link-rape

i have thick dark hair and fingers for buttons

Fingers are good link-rape

I don't have sausage fingers either, I have long grabby ones

Oh good, nothing turns a girl on like 'long grabby,' fingers biscuits

should i put that in my facebook profile then

I'm surprised it's not already there.
Whilst there, tell your stalker she's lucky she stopped trying to steal my soul with her pictures crackers

She had pictures of you on her computer haermm

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Were they at least good ones? haermm

srug I don't remember but she had Honks and Kat too ermmnone

Run before she starts smelling your hair while you sleep.

she unfriended me because I hung out with Honks last weekend crylaugh haermm