Late Nite With Michael O'barker

Legit crylaughed at work haermm

I was looking for a clever way to rip him, and I came across super astner haermm

don't make fun, he's super ripped dude

yeah, and I'm sure he's like a 1000000000000000000000'th degree black belt in all marshal arts

he actually punched the new mars rover to mars

saved tons on gas

I heard he is solving FTL travel with his mathematical skills

no, he's going to build a huge spotlight into space to attract aliens

befriend them with his godly good looks

learn fluent alien language

and learn FTL travel from them

And here I thought he wasn't lazy

he's got rippling pecs

when is he coming to own us for talking about him

when he finishes finding the cure for cancer

Well that should be any day now

are you taking the mickey?

out of the situation?

you are the so dumbest person I've met yet so far

I'm pretty sure that's your title

it is

tragic

you're mom is tragic

How so