secrets of sleep

Halloween, duh

Why not be something respectable like CM Punk?

I was eleven, douche.

Why didn't you say so? bg

Oh, I thought I did. noneermm

No, I thought this was at last years work christmas party or something

Who dresses up for a Christmas party?

srug texas

I think you've been cunfunded!

Office Space was in Texas.

I thought it was canada

No, man.

My bad, dawg.

They name drop like 50 Texan cities

Its been a while since I've seen it.

You can never be the new Roland then.

I've never wanted to be.

You don't like being 4 foot 9?

No, I like being 5"11

You ever cliff jumped?

I swear I did like 30 feet once and almost shit myself