Hancock vs. Chronicle guys

The character who charlize theron plays in hancock is in the other side of the planet from where this battle takes place putting hancock's power levels to its max. The chronicle guys already have a good amount of control of their powers. Battle is in NY. who wins.

Andrew's head goes up Matt's ass; Matt's head goes up Steve's ass.

/the end

Hancock via speed blitz.

The Chronicle shits win, easily. I'm pretending that the version used is the weakest version of Hancock because this thread is ridiculous.

Blitzcock via speed Han.

Spite thread. Shut it down.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Spite thread. Shut it down.

Hancock uses a Twinkie bullet for the win.

Andrew can throw buses.
Hankcock tanks full speed trains.

Hancock might as well be wearing a big "S" on his chest as he utterly rapes these kids.

Hancock would never wear Superman Underoos.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hancock might as well be wearing a big "S" on his chest as he utterly rapes these kids.

Originally posted by Robtard
Andrew's head goes up Matt's ass; Matt's head goes up Steve's ass.

/the end

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
who's head goes up hancocks ass?

Looks like Steve's the winner for that prize.