Who gets Splortched first?

While seated in an indestructible chair, the following characters are subjected to an increasing power surge emitted from the Living Tribunal's eyes, who gets destroyed the fastest? They can all amplify their respective physical defenses, this includes tech shields. Put them in order, of who is destroyed the quickest.

8th Day Juggernaut
Superman
Odin
Thanos
Zeus
Thor
Silver Surfer
Gladiator
Kurse
Tyrant

This is the exact thread you will regret having discussed in 20 years.

Gladiator dies first.

Good thread.

Originally posted by Digi
This is the exact thread you will regret having discussed in 20 years.

Originally posted by Stoic
While seated in an indestructible chair, the following characters are subjected to an increasing power surge emitted from the Living Tribunal's eyes, who gets destroyed the fastest? They can all amplify their respective physical defenses, this includes tech shields. Put them in order, of who is destroyed the quickest.

8th Day Juggernaut
Superman
Odin
Thanos
Zeus
Thor
Silver Surfer
Gladiator
Kurse
Tyrant

superman dies first and the quickest followed by....
2. thor
3. silver surfer
After they die, it gets harder to guage except for juggernaut.

The first one to die is
1. Gladiator
followed by
2. Silver Surfer
3. Thor (without Mjolnir he would die first, though)
4. Kurse
5. Thanos
6. Superman
7. Tyrant
8. Odin = Zeus
10. 8th Day Juggernaut

Originally posted by Digi
This is the exact thread you will regret having discussed in 20 years.

In all fairness Digi, I may not be alive in 20 years.

Gladiator -- first to "Splortch"
Thor
Superman
Kurse
8th Day Juggernaut
Silver Surfer -- UniLord type resurrection from atomisation saves him for a while, combined with healing factor
Thanos (full shielding)
Odin / Zeus
Tyrant -- last to go.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
thanos would be the first and only guy that would be intelligent enough to get up and go behind the chair

Originally posted by Existere
That should just be your signature.

I will consider it.