Man Behind "Kony 2012" Arrest For Masturbating In Public.

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Man Behind "Kony 2012" Arrest For Masturbating In Public.

he was highly intoxicated and under the influence of drugs. he was in his underwear and vandalizing and destroying property when they arrested him.

http://rt.com/usa/news/kony-2012-arrested-masturbating-777/

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Ha!

NemeBro Senior Member

What's wrong with masturbating in public?

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Nothing. He was obviously arrested by pro-Kony police.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by NemeBro
What's wrong with masturbating in public?
Exactly, how else would one masturbate?

inimalist Junior Member

I'm thinking: hipster has mental breakdown due to bad reaction to Kony 2012 and realizing people aren't as in love with him as he is.

dadudemon Senior Member

Isn't the problem the law against public bates instead of the public bating itself?

If King Kandy were still around, he'd make that point even better for me. 🙁

Mindset Senior Member

Where is KK?

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Mindset
Where is KK?

He left when during discussion with me. Not sure if it was me but it seems like it was because his last posts were to me. Seriously, the conversation was about, "what would it take for you to believe God doesn't exist".

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Would it take donuts? For some reason you feel like a donut guy.

Adam_PoE Senior Member

You can see a video of his antics on TMZ. At least he looks great naked.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Would it take donuts? For some reason you feel like a donut guy.

Nah. It would take a god-like consciousness (as far as I can discern it) saying that there is no room or necessity for God in the multiverse.

The scientists say we could have that God-Like AI by 2050. 🙂

****, man...even Star Trek covered this sh*t, yo. 131

Now back to public m@sturb@ters.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
You can see a video of his antics on TMZ. At least he looks great naked.

That's nice to "hear" considering he's a drinker (drinkers don't usually look good nakey).

rudester Tommy

Im sorry but whats kony? For those of us who haven't had cable in a few years...

Flyattractor Senior Member

yah know... I was almost gonna ask who Kony was but after this thread I really don't care to know anymore.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by rudester
Im sorry but whats kony? For those of us who haven't had cable in a few years...
Google it.

igcompany Junior Member

Way to go man! lol

rudester Tommy

So I did just now google it, you are talking about the campaign against Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

No, not that Kony.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Explain that to your son haermm