New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

I'm all ****ing over the place today, stressed as shit. haermm

I actually had to make a list to help me focus and stop freaking out.

I use a daily planner. ermmnone

bg

I'm highly organised 😖mart:

And a little *****

No one uses organizers anymore

It's called iPhone

Surprised you haven't heard of it

Where the **** do you think my daily planner is cuntrag?

You made it sound like you had a straight out of the 90s paper folio uh planner

Actually I do haermm

df yourself.

I'm too awesome excellent

bg Do they even make paper products anymore

Yes, what age are you living in?

2012ish, flying cars and voting women and shit

Women voting shouldn't even be allowed

Some women should be allowed.

Our economy is in the toilet because of them, and they are directly responsible for the obesity epidemic.

*All women except 2D, EF, and my momma

I'll let you have your momma, but EF and 2D get mixed in with the general population.

Can I have at least one?

I gave you mom.