New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

I never used to like v-neck shirts, but now that some are looking good with the clothes I have, I wear them.

shave your chest

It's not hairy

exactly

I got chills

Guess the following word

My hairy _unt

I don't play games

It's a shameful thing, lobster head

Dudester called me football head once.

I seriously want to know who he was

I don't get the feeling he's a sock

he would have slipped up by now haermm

I keep thinking he's Dave

dave doesn't need 3 accounts

i can barely handle one

Well that's you.

except when i made my sock account

yup

that was a good day

Yeah, it was magical

it was alright, don't get so wet

You obviously don't detect sarcasm well.

say that to my face