New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

You're losing it man

Never rub another mans rhubarb.

If you shake it more than two times you're just playing with yourself

That's why the military has that saying, "No more that one shake of those wangs ladies, anymore than that, constitutes pleasure, and we're not in that game."

They don't have a saying anywhere close to that.

Watch Heartbreak Ridge smartass.

I wasn't born 30 years ago, so hell no.

Just do it, or else.

Ok I will

I think I tore my rotator cuff.

Sew it up

That would hurt

That's how it's fixed crackers

Through surgery.

I go to the doctor on Thursday.

Are you going to tip him after?

I'm getting charged plenty.

You should tip him.

No

He'll **** it up on purpose then.

I'll sue him for malpractice