New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

lets just say i'd "do it again in a heartbeat"

But you are still a virgin

not with that attitude

I may hit this chick tonight

alright calm down chad johnson

who?

ermmhappy

hey man

sup dawg?

hows it goingn

chillin lika villin

Alright

wuts goin dwn wit u

hungary nd thinkin bout em

lol

have you ever banged some chick for a few hours, and then your nuts feel like squeezed raisins?

yeah all the time

i call it barkeritis because it happens so often

my barkeritis is letting up.

it's called arthritis and your age

ease up the stroking or you'll have a stoke

we are so not on the same page.