New Sci Fi Novel by Kenneth Eng

That's what she said

you're not allowed ot say that

I'm on season 5 of the office, might get to 6 tonight if you know what I mean

that sounds weird

Pamela is pregnant

In season 5?

yep, got knocked up during a volleyball game

Is Steve carrel still on?

i think he quit

It wasn't funny after he left.

I know, I'm getting up to season 7 now and it's getting worse and worse huhu

I think 3 was the best

Have you seen the original UK version?

No, I'm American.

The UK version is better.

Spray yourself with a bat glove

I will not.

I need to change my da sig

Yes you do.

Make it a one direction SIG.

I'd rather kill myself

I'll buy your burial plot.