srankmissingnin
VP of Comic Knowledge
Originally posted by SamZED
dohSomeone should write Marvel a letter and ask to re-print ASM #500 but this time make it a special addition for special fans. Because we all know that the only way to show a character relive his entire superhero career is - shove every fight he's ever had into one issue. 🙄
And here I thought that showing the beginning of his career and the end of his career as well as most of the major events in between plus a giant 2 page pannel of him fighting endless battles should be enough for any reader to grasp what's going on. Guess it isnt. Sad. But not my problem. And I never said it happened in a perfect chronological order, Im perfectly aware it didnt because the fight with Sandman happened after the fight with Vulture. "One after another" means without rest.Ill repeat myself, he didnt go further in time until he defeated Electro. He didnt go further in time until he lifted that giant chunk of metal. In fact it seemed that every next step is longer than the previous one while you choose to speculate about seconds. Thats how things are - we know he sometimes got pulled out of time before the fight ended, we know other fights he had to win in order to get further. We know he was "reliving his timeline" (as stated on panel by Doc Strange) and we know he went though hudreds of battles even had to fight some villains more than once. Now pay attention here - even if we assume that he only had to win a small percentage of all those fights and repeat a small percentage of the lifting feats and all the other things he’s done.. even [B]THEN
.. even then it means he was fighting for days. Which proves that he has insane stamina.. and which brings us back to my earlier statement.. that his stamina is comparable to Wolverine’s and one has to be high to assume he’ll get exhausted from fighting an unarmed Wolverine.You're the one with agenda here, Srank. Because for years you've been telling yourself that Wolverine definitely has better stamina and now that you see a feat that impugns it your natural response it to lowball the feat. Why would I have an agenda? My first post said "Logan probably has better stamina". See? I was willing to accept that EVEN THOUGH proofs to the contrary exist. Then you went ahead and started to lowball Spider-man. You still do, like with Kaine and spider-powered villains, you're the one who's making himself look bad with comments like that. At leat READ the issue next time. Vet had nothing to do with the speed he displayed and speed is what I was talking about. Spider-man speedblitzed Kaine even before the spider sense kicked in. He then did it again after it kicked in. And yes he then knocked him into the chemicals, and? How does that change the fact he speedblitzed Kaine twice in the same fight? As for “z listers”, you say as if it changes the fact they all had spider-man’s stats. Pete took them all down in a blinkn, Wolverine cant say the same for himself. Besides and we all know how Z listers are useless, don’t we? I mean, it would be so embarrassing to get your ass handed to you by a Z list combatant.. like I don’t know.. just throwing a random name here.. Mole Man? Who is so well-know for his martial arts skills, right? 😱 See? Two can play his game.
Srank, if that comment about Logan smiling is serious then I’ll lose any respect I had for you as a poster. Here I thought KMC rules say “characters at their best” unless of course you’re trying to convince me that the punches Spider-man threw in that issue are his “best”? Because iirc they couldn’t even shatter a tombstone. Hell an all out punch only managed to bring a slow and painful death (lol) to an ordinary woman. That’s as far from Spider-man’s best as it gets. Wlverine didn’t smile when Pete punched him in their later encounter and he can’t “shrug off” everything Pete throws at him. In fact few dozen of well executed combos woill be enough to knock Wolverine out.
Srank no offense but you use this sentence pretty often - "obvious to everyone who read etc".. and it usually ends with "everyone" telling you that the opposite of what you claim is true. And this is just another example. [/B]
Or... you know... the writer could have stated it in the narration? Or shown it in the art instead of having Spider-man jump haphazardly to different events out of sequential order that were almost a 100 issues apart in some cases?
I'm not low balling the feat, you however were purposely embellishing it and leaving out details... so I corrected you. What you said is that he relived all the fights from is past. He didn't. He relived small sections of some of his fights... and that is a HUGE difference from what you said. What was shown, on panel, is Spider-man being forced to relive a few seconds of some fights / events from his past, before jumping to the next one. That is not my opinion, that is an objective fact.
Days? Where are you getting that number from? Lets say conservatively there is 130 fights represented on the splash page (30 in the foreground and 100 in the back ground), so we end up with 139 once we included the original 9 that are shown in detail. Then lets say that each of those jumps lasted on average a minute (which is overly generous, I'm thinking 15-30 seconds tops), and that each one of the 139 fights represents another 10 that took place of panel. That's 23 hours. And I think that even that is a stretch.
He didn't blitz Kaine, and least not on the part you are talking about. I suppose maybe you could say he did in the initial panel when he was Nightwinging across the page... but that isn't an argument I'd make as the narrative clearly stats that Kaine is faster than Spider-man on that very page. Not to mention Kaine basically one shots him after saying he's seen all the moves Spider-man was bragging about. I never said Vet had anything to do with anything. I said Scorcher, Chance and White Rabbit were Z String nobodies that barely register as a threat. They aren't even Shocker level villains... remind me... did Spider-man effortlessly blitz Spider-Shocker? No... no he didn't. I have to day, I do think it is a amusing that you are accusing me of low balling for pointing out the context you conveniently forget to mention every time you start singing Spider-man's praise.
And unfortunately for Spider-man, Wolverine is at his best too. Logan can eat punches from the Hulk. Hulk is like 50 thousand times stronger than Spider-man, it would literally take Spider-man all day to even start accumulating the same level of damage Hulk slings with a single blow. Even if Wolverine was only capable of taking on blow from the Hulk before going down (which we know is not the case), his damage soak would still be too much for a Spider-man caliber opponent.
FYI Each one of Spider-man's punches in Hide Tide were stated as being able to level cars.