Harald Jaekelsson vs Lobo (Brawl)

Started by zopzop3 pages
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Found this in a KMC search. Thanks to Bran for uploading the scans.

Is that even canon? It's from Marvel's "MAX" line of comics for "adult" audiences.

If it's canon, how the f;;k does that story make sense? A Norse Deity having his sh|t pushed in by one of his worshipers?

Back on topic, if Harald was powerful enough to do that to a non depowered or otherwise nerfed Thor, he'd cream Lobo. He wouldn't have to kill Lobo to get a forum win, a KO would do.

@Zop Harald whooped on Thor because his curse was powered by rune magic. The same runes that powered Rune King Thor, or at least in that same league. And the spell was dependent on blood, the guy casting the spell filled it with all of his. So the curse was incredibly powerful.

@Fly It was a curse because they were doomed to roam the Earth until the guy they killed's descendants were brought together and they were continually decomposing and just had this insatiable lust for being vikings. Aside from that though, they were badass.

Originally posted by zopzop
Is that even canon? It's from Marvel's "MAX" line of comics for "adult" audiences.

If it's canon, how the f;;k does that story make sense? A Norse Deity having his sh|t pushed in by one of his worshipers?

I know the forum rules don't allow non-canon showings for main-stream characters, but does that mean characters that only appeared in alternate continuities aren't allowed?

Originally posted by KingD19
@Zop Harald whooped on Thor because his curse was powered by rune magic. The same runes that powered Rune King Thor, or at least in that same league. And the spell was dependent on blood, the guy casting the spell filled it with all of his. So the curse was incredibly powerful.

@Fly It was a curse because they were doomed to roam the Earth until the guy they killed's descendants were brought together and they were continually decomposing and just had this insatiable lust for being vikings. Aside from that though, they were badass.

So was it kinda a case of a really powerful Draugr?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draugr

Originally posted by Delta1938
I know the forum rules don't allow non-canon showings for main-stream characters, but does that mean characters that only appeared in alternate continuities aren't allowed?

Of course they are allowed.

Unfortunately one can't do something like try to powerscale with alternate reality versions of characters that exist in the mainstream 616 as well.

So if some alternate realm only character beats his reality's version of Thor, we can't assume the Thor he beat is equivalent to 616's.

Originally posted by Reacting2
Lobo healing factor is going to keep him in the battle for eternity

Wasn't aware Lobo can't be KOed.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Wasn't aware Lobo can't be KOed.

It doesn't make sense for him to be able to be ko'd. At all.

A weaker clone was able to regen within seconds of being turned into nothing but a pool of blood.

How is he suddenly going to be ko'd long enough to account for a forum win? Being ko'd, e.g. your brain is still intact, suddenly takes longer to regenerate from then being reduced to a pool of blood?---where obviously you have no brain at all.

It's contradictory. No character that can regenerate within moments of their head being gone, should be able to be knocked out long enough with their head in-tact to count for a forum win.

Obviously, it still happens, but its completely ****ing stupid.

Regen from apparent death in seconds. Still able to be ko'd for a minute plus.

That's just lol.

Deadpool has been koed.

Of course he has been. As has Lobo.

The fact is though, it should be completely impossible going by their feats of regeneration.

Dems the breaks.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Of course he has been. As has Lobo.

The fact is though, it should be completely impossible going by their feats of regeneration.

I concur. Right up there with Zoom hitting as hard as he does(despite not actually moving fast) and Captain America's shield hurting anybody on impact.

Contradictory regeneration, along with jobbing speedsters, are among my biggest pet peeves in comics.

Captain America's shield is an abstract level weapon, so I have no qualms with it hurting anyone.

What specific example pisses you off the most? If you can't nail down one, you can give 2 or 3.

Originally posted by Delta1938
What specific example pisses you off the most? If you can't nail down one, you can give 2 or 3.

The likes of Grundy or Konvikt being able to touch Superman at all, without explanation.

They are fast enough to hit Superman.

Evidence: They hit Superman.

Explanation: Because they are fast enough to hit Superman, they hit him.

Originally posted by Mindset
They are fast enough to hit Superman.

Evidence: They hit Superman.

Explanation: Because they are fast enough to hit Superman, they hit him.

Guess that means Batman has FTL in reflexes then.

Grundy sure as hell has a hard time hitting him.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Guess that means Batman has FTL in reflexes then.

Grundy sure as hell has a hard time hitting him.

Nope.

It's because Batman knows how to fight better.

Evidence: He can fight better.

Originally posted by Mindset
Nope.

It's because Batman knows how to fight better.

Evidence: He can fight better.

Apparently skill helps you evade better than having nanosecond (or less) level reaction time.

Duh.

I love you, man.