OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

I can't stand Kanye West.

you are not human

I haven't liked him since he dissed Taylor Swift.

are you serious

As a heart attack.

why are we even friends

Because you're obsessed with me.

salute get on twitter

I keep forgetting I have one.

post a picture on instagram

I have.

costanza

I was disguised as a dog.

tu eres una perro

That's what she said.

here at the riot the battle hymn's begun

I think I pulled my groin.

i pulled mine last night

haermm

I'm going to make another shitposting thread soon, so you'll have to post in 5