OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

I'd say you're within shouting distance of maybe.

Got a date tomorrow, she's an ~8

Damn my nigga, that's what's up.

biscuits

Are you gonna blow her?

We're gonna talk about being Mormons

A sexless date than?

at least i have something to blame it on

Church? Haermm

yea stoned

Hit that ass my nig.

ok i will

tap tap tap it hard.

thanks for the reminder i almost forgot

salute

wait i forgot what i was supposed to do

help

Stick your peepee in her flower.

come again

Drill her til the cows come home.

I'm not understanding