OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

sure is bro, can't get enough

girls can't get enough of me

You're a chick magnet...

you have my permission to magnetize

Or maximise

i can't keep em off me

Beat them away with your meat stick bro

They'd probably laugh. ermm

i do what i can

I hurt my foot.

i hurt my heart

4 months ago and i'm still complaining instead of getting over it like a man

I foun should tell your mom to spank you.

My heart broke when my mum died.

I'm still upset.

what if there was a zombie outbreak RIGHT NOW

I wouldn't be ready, I only have a squirt gun.

I'd gather my friends in to the pub and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I wouldn't be ready, I only have a squirt gun.

Originally posted by parenthesis
I'd gather my friends in to the pub and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

And keeping a zombie as a pet is creepers

It's awesome you mofo. uhuh

i'd find a house in northern california, fortify it, and take on women survivors as they came by

make the ugly fat ones zombie bait