OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

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Not Barker. haermm

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by It's xyz!
I just had sex.

True story.

Cool. You like the person you did it with? Are you thinking about having a longer romantic relationship?

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Cool. You like the person you did it with? Are you thinking about having a longer romantic relationship?
Well we're friends and it's kinda complicated cos she's kind of in a relationship with a guy in psychiatric hospital so we're not really going to tell anyone, but she's great so hopefully.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

tell your internet friends more

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Well, she likes to draw, so let's call her 2D, shall we?

Anyway, me and 2D met in a psychiatric ward and now go to groups together , she was with this guy at the group, but he went back into hospital.

And then I ****ed her.

True Story.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Barker
tell your internet friends and Bardock more
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None.jiffy

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Well she started and escalated it, but I was the one who took her pants off, so rape. I guess.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

really big haermm

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Billions coming my way soon

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You sure bro?

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Absolutely

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Remember to give some to your net bros.

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I'll employ you as my driver.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

My latest life plan includes the following

make 2d platformer on iOS with plenty of passive aggressive references to my friends to piss them off

get rich from the game

friends are torn between being mad at me and wanting to suck up to me for that sweet $$$

i laugh them off and buy a parcel of land in northern england away from civilization with a dog named jack

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Why must you hi-jack my ideas?

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Originally posted by Barker
My latest life plan includes the following

make 2d platformer on iOS with plenty of passive aggressive references to my friends to piss them off

get rich from the game

friends are torn between being mad at me and wanting to suck up to me for that sweet $$$

i laugh them off and buy a parcel of land in northern england away from civilization with a dog named jack

Why are you moving to my back garden?

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

native american invasion nigga

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Originally posted by Barker
native american invasion nigga
You reverse pilgrim, you.

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those muslims will carpet bomb y'all