OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

My sentiments exactly

You're telling me you don't want to buy her a drink after one of her shows, get to talking about music, go back to her hotel and play a little song for her, then slowly seduce her and eventually thrust your indian member into her wet ****

You're not even in your own fantasy

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you niggaz make me laugh. haermm

Anyway if you guys are done shitposting

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Shii

I have it on good authority she doesn't have any shows booked because she just got off a European tour

I should "book" her for a show in st. george

I thought you lived in Salt Lake?

i'd rather take my talents to southern utah

just like I'd like to take my talents to "southern" eleanor

I'd like to take my talents and bury you alive.

Thoren's an Indian? Feather or dot?

I'm neither.

I'm Latino

I liked you better as an Indian.

They're a disgusting barbaric heathen of a people

Dude, I'm right here.

I mean the real Indians.

Oh.

Yeah they're pretty smelly.

They smell like curry, and shit.