OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

Started by Thoren165 pages

srug your life would be a complete waste?

It is regardless

Well thank you Mr. Half Glass Full

There is no glass, there is only soda in a puddle on my desk.

Well, it is what it is.

ef1

Sure thing

lana

i ate too many cookies

Fatass

No, you.

You also ate hotdogs

I didn't finish them because the buns were shit

I ordered some wolverine claws

Sounds ***

I'm going to sharpen them and slice your face off.

OH HAERMM

I WAS THINKING BEAR CLAWS

BUT WITH A WOLVERINE ANIMAL

LIKE THE PASTRY

MY SIDES

Why must you make me hungry?

I'd rather make girls hungry

I wasn't talking sexually

me too