OFFICIAL ELEANOR FRIEDBERGER THREAD #1

You wish. Weirdo.

He wouldn't if you weren't a tease.

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I thought that one was pretty good

Hmm....

Survey says.... XXX

porn is bad

I knew you wouldn't get the reference

Then why did you say it

Because I can, got a problem with that?

XXX Vitamin water is good

That stuff isn't good for you.

But it has Vitamin B12

Do you take any vitamins?

I take one of those "one a day for men" vitamins when I remember

it's ok if I forget though because I'm not old as ****

You're supposed to take vitamins at any age.

Your shins wouldn't hurt when you run sometimes if you'd take vitamins on the reg.

That would require running

Kill yourself

that won't do, then I won't be able to pen an autobiography about my rise to power

A work of fiction is nothing to be proud of.